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portisdread:

the best kanye tweet ever happened an hour ago

posted 11 hours ago; via dis-honour-on-your-cow (hunneds) with 128,196 notes
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bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

posted 11 hours ago; via hellagayclone (gottsmote) with 27,329 notes

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

posted 11 hours ago; via masturgr8 (asmilinggoddess) with 44,298 notes

fitslikemytshirt:

why does getcha head in the game go so hard. like disney didn’t have to go off like that but they did.

posted 11 hours ago; via hellagayclone (fitslikemytshirt) with 14,123 notes
ourheartsofsteel:

Fire cannot kill the dragon

ourheartsofsteel:

Fire cannot kill the dragon

posted 11 hours ago; via hellagayclone (meme4u) with 97,183 notes
staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

posted 11 hours ago; via clockmysocks (off-the-wall-geek) with 406,981 notes
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queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that





hahahahaha holy shit

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queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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hahahahaha holy shit

posted 11 hours ago; via dis-honour-on-your-cow (neonarizona) with 69,991 notes
bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

posted 11 hours ago; via dis-honour-on-your-cow (tastefullyoffensive) with 193,117 notes
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dutchster:

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

i think this is you

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posted 12 hours ago; via newtlord (emopizzarolls) with 425,191 notes

storybrooke-in-a-tardis:

There are seven wonders of the world and jenna coleman is probably all of them

posted 12 hours ago; via jenna-louise-coleman (storybrooke-in-a-tardis) with 32 notes

the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

 

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this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

posted 12 hours ago; via kingsleyyy (kcesliv-irot) with 97,365 notes

grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

posted 12 hours ago; via brtinelli (grinderman2) with 64,951 notes
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