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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

posted 16 minutes ago; via patrick-is-sunshine (partybarackisinthehousetonight) with 372,564 notes

vincisomething:

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys

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I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF

posted 16 minutes ago; via patrick-is-sunshine (coooooooooooooorvo) with 142,376 notes

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

posted 19 minutes ago; via lucyarmi (ringingallover) with 21,066 notes

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

posted 19 minutes ago; via patrick-is-sunshine (meidosuji) with 324,525 notes

Natalie Dormer: Meet The “Rebel Warriors” in the new The Hunger Games: Mockingjay posters (x)

Natalie Dormer: Meet The “Rebel Warriors” in the new The Hunger Games: Mockingjay posters (x)

posted 20 minutes ago; via clarabosswald (nataliedormersource) with 14,376 notes
clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

posted 22 minutes ago; via lucyarmi (clockest) with 520,727 notes
My class today
Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
Students: He likes her!
Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
Students: That is just how boys are.
Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Students: Oh, that's not okay.
Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Students: Oh.
Me: Oh, is right.
posted 23 minutes ago; via patrick-is-sunshine (maraglen) with 232,472 notes

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

posted 24 minutes ago; via newtlord (f0xface) with 100,633 notes

montparnah:

autisticbrucebanner:

straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.

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straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal

posted 29 minutes ago; via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds (autisticbrucebanner) with 83,157 notes

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

posted 29 minutes ago; via newtlord (nosdrinker) with 308,281 notes
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elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

posted 32 minutes ago; via lucyarmi (elizabitchtaylor) with 70,403 notes
ronaldkn0x:

I’m coming home I’m coming home tell the World I’m coming homeLet the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday I know my kingdom awaits and they’ve forgiven my mistakes I’m coming home, I’m coming home tell the World I’m coming

ronaldkn0x:

I’m coming home
I’m coming home
tell the World I’m coming homeLet the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits and they’ve forgiven my mistakes
I’m coming home, I’m coming home
tell the World I’m coming

posted 32 minutes ago; via newtlord (tachibanamakotos) with 70,458 notes

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

posted 32 minutes ago; via lucyarmi with 289,021 notes

stopirwin:

i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital

dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people

posted 33 minutes ago; via patrick-is-sunshine (stopirwin) with 58,628 notes