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marlasinner:

Happy Birthday, Mamrie Hart!

"My whole brand of humor is self-deprecation. About owning your flaws and saying "fuck you" to anyone who doesn’t like it."

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stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

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there are 0 things better than realizing you start class two hours later than you thought

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tagged with .hey now .this is what dreams are made of 

yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

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ezrakoenig:

hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

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hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 

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freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

posted 2 hours ago; via the-battling-bard (freshcleanfit) with 50,193 notes
song: Rather Be/Wicked Games (cover)
artist: The 1975
played: 23,909 times

fallingforthe1975:

when i am with you there’s no place i’d rather be

if this is what the new album is going to sound like I might not make it

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pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

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insertcoolpunhere:

So I was looking up Norse names and

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dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

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loubes:

it was a simpler time

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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