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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…
kenway:

i’m sorry i didn’t realize we still live in the stone ages
basicburrito:

my indecisiveness makes me a terrible friend.
tastefullyoffensive:

[magicman]

laverne cox poses with a fan, oitnb mexico premiere july 17, 2014
realitytvgifs:

Wow, Kim.

catsbeaversandducks:

Via sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

(via jumpingjaverts)

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade, via deadgirldancingwithhiddles)

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via dowhatyoulove-followyourdreams)

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.
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